HE NEEDS TO STAND ON CHURCH GROUNDS SOMEWHERE IN HEAVY RAIN AND JUST SCREAM AND SCREAM AS IT ALL MELTS OFF
Okay satan we get it you are an evil genius
date someone who wants to be with you
date someone who will always follow you
date someone who will always try to help you
date someone who will be there when you’re hurt
date your healer
instead of Earl hitting on Cecil while Carlos is gone
how about Earl who knows Cecil isn’t interested and can deal with that and has dealt with that since they were teenagers and was always a super awesome friend, standing with Cecil through the highs and lows of relationships much more numerous and interesting than his own
and Earl starts listening to Cecil’s show again and picks up that while he was gone Cecil got with the hot scientist and moved in with the hot scientist and is now having some heartbreak with the hot scientist and one night Earl can really tell that Cecil’s feeling the loneliness a bit and when he gets home Earl is standing in front of his apartment
and there isn’t even a moment of ‘we are grown men in our thirties not teenage girls this is silly’ it’s just ‘do you want to eat ice cream and watch sleepless in seattle?’ ‘fuck yes I want to eat ice cream and watch sleepless in seattle’
and they do
and Earl is happy just being Cecil’s friend because he’s not an asshole
Honestly I hope WTNV keeps resurrecting Intern Maureen, her intense dislike of Cecil as a supervisor and her need for college credit shepherding her through the void so she can keep clawing her way back to Night Vale.
cutie Kotetsu making his way to your heart (｡・//ε//・｡)
This will never not be funny.
a hero for the ages
I’m so fucking happy about this. This is legitimately one of my favorite parts of the entire comic and now there’s this. Amazing.
I’m sorry but can we appreciate how this could have gone down a totally sexist and offensive path but instead it’s just hilarious
Reblogged this before but I still think it’s hilarious.
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a guy in a frog mask just broke into my lecture and is casually catwalking down the stage
I wonder who is going to replace Jenna Coleman since she’s not returning to Doctor Who after this series.
A slim white female in her 20s whose casting is based mostly on how attractive Steven Moffat finds her. Next question.
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