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WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE
I feel like I’m the last person to find out about paradox space.
A delicate, shimmering drop of hope lands upon a dessicated stone. The stone drinks it in, as if it has not seen water in a decade. With agonizing slowness, another droplet falls. Plip. A third one, larger. Plip. The stone cries out in alarm - it had prepared itself long ago for drought, and it is panicked that it does not remember the feeling of rain. Plip, plip, plip. More fat droplets explode on the surface of the rock. They splatter out in patterned sprays to form a simple message.
The stone is my heart, and the message reads “upd8.”
COMIC BOOK MEME 1/6 favourite female characters: America Chavez
The laws of physics can kiss my ass.
ESTHER QUEK - EXCELLENT SINGAPOREAN ALERT
Genderswap Fan Art by Sakimi Chan
Maleficent more like MAGNIFICENT
The Abhorsen’s Seven Bells!! I’m totally freaking out about these!! Thank you qualitymind for posting that link in the abhorsen tag!! I can’t believe I didn’t know about these sooner! The pricing is too steep for me but how I envy those who can afford any of these!!
AGH I don’t even know what these are but I want something like them
Bohemian Rhapsody is no one’s favorite song, but also everyone’s favorite song. Like, when someone asks what your favorite song is you never say Bohemian Rhapsody but when it starts playing on the radio I am pretty sure you crank it up and belt out every single lyric and you don’t even care you’re so proud.
KISS KISS DROP THE VASE AND FALL IN DEBT
JC PENNY SEES YOUR HOMOPHOBIA AND RAISES YOU A DOUBLE RAINBOW.
I tried to scroll past this, but it must be reblogged. Must….always….reblog…..
ANTE UP, BITCHES!
JC Penny says “COME AT ME BITCHES!”
Can’t afford the trip down to Florida to swim with the dolphins? Swim with these dolphin-esque bananas instead.
*sees good art*
*thinks I can art*
*tries to art*
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